Charlie took his wife and mother-in-law to the Holy Land and they were visiting Jerusalem when his mother-in-law dropped dead. He went to the American Consulate to make arrangements.
"Shipping a body back to the States is a very expensive business", the consul warned. "It can cost upwards of ten thousand dollars. But if you bury the body here it's only about three hundred".
"Hmm," Charlie rubbed his chin and thought for a moment. "No, I'm having her shipped home no matter how much it costs. Someone rose from the dead here once before, and I'm just not taking that chance".